What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 03:28

Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
The Webb telescope found something exceedingly rare around a dying star - Mashable
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Scientists uncover key role of thyroid hormones in fear memory formation - PsyPost
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They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Scientists Uncover Giant Spiders That Once Terrorized Jurassic Earth - The Daily Galaxy
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
'Real Housewives' Exec Dies During Childbirth and Stars Are Showing Support - AOL.com
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
China extracts critical mineral rubidium from brine for first time - South China Morning Post
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is the difference in doing a hot rail and just smoking a bowl?
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Pokémon GO Events (June 23-29 2025): Global GO Fest, Regi Raids and Bottle Caps! - Pokémon GO Hub
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Then came..