What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 03:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Trump says Xi agreed to restart flow of crucial minerals, but analysts say China won’t give up its ‘rare earth card’ - CNN

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

The Webb telescope found something exceedingly rare around a dying star - Mashable

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Scientists uncover key role of thyroid hormones in fear memory formation - PsyPost

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Scientists Uncover Giant Spiders That Once Terrorized Jurassic Earth - The Daily Galaxy

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

'Real Housewives' Exec Dies During Childbirth and Stars Are Showing Support - AOL.com

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How do I write a character’s physical description without it feeling unnatural and clunky? I’m able to describe their hair and body relatively easily because my writing puts emphasis on small movements and fidgeting, but I can’t describe faces.

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

China extracts critical mineral rubidium from brine for first time - South China Morning Post

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is the difference in doing a hot rail and just smoking a bowl?

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Pokémon GO Events (June 23-29 2025): Global GO Fest, Regi Raids and Bottle Caps! - Pokémon GO Hub

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Then came..

Do intellectuals who peddle pseudoscientific tripe like simulation theory ever stop and think they are just dumb NPCs for Illuminati bot wars?